deaneggsandsam:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly

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efaj:

caliliope:

bitchyteen:

everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay

even the boys?

We have that one brah that makes everything okay

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ruinedchildhood:

Who says there aren’t any interracial couples on television

bxbyblue:

so my mums friend went skiing and she found someone lost in the mountains and she was like hello can i help u do u speak english and it was bear grylls

she found bear grylls

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